As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge vs. the Monorail
  5. Lisa's Wedding
  6. Lisa's Substitute
  7. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  8. Black Widower
  9. I Married Marge
  10. Bart's Comet
  11. Marge Be Not Proud
  12. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  13. A Fish Called Selma
  14. Bart the Fink
  15. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  16. Two Bad Neighbors
  17. Lisa the Vegetarian
  18. Lemon of Troy
  19. And Maggie Makes Three
  20. Mother Simpson
  21. Last Exit to Springfield
  22. Homer Loves Flanders
  23. Lisa On Ice
  24. Bart on the Road
  25. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  26. Bart of Darkness
  27. Bart vs. Australia
  28. Rosebud
  29. Mr. Plow
  30. Deep Space Homer
  31. Homer the Heretic
  32. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  33. Homer the Smithers
  34. King-Size Homer
  35. Homer the Great
  36. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  37. Lisa's Rival
  38. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  39. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  40. Bart Gets An F
  41. The Way We Was
  42. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  43. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  44. I Love Lisa
  45. Homer and Apu
  46. Stark Raving Dad
  47. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  48. Bart's Inner Child
  49. Lisa the Greek
  50. Radioactive Man
  51. The PTA Disbands
  52. Homie the Clown
  53. Homer the Vigilante
  54. Homer at the Bat
  55. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  56. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  57. Bart Gets an Elephant
  58. A Streetcar Named Marge
  59. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  60. The Springfield Connection
  61. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  62. Homer Badman
  63. A Star is Burns
  64. Bart's Girlfriend
  65. $pringfield
  66. Colonel Homer
  67. Kamp Krusty
  68. Separate Vocations
  69. The Last Temptation of Homer
  70. Duffless
  71. Burns' Heir
  72. Bart the Murderer
  73. Whacking Day
  74. Bart Gets Famous
  75. Marge on the Lam
  76. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  77. Brother from the Same Planet
  78. Team Homer
  79. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  80. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  81. Brush With Greatness
  82. Homer Goes to College
  83. Saturdays of Thunder
  84. Homer's Triple Bypass
  85. Lisa's First Word
  86. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  87. Selma's Choice
  88. Lisa's Pony
  89. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  90. Like Father, Like Clown
  91. Homer Defined
  92. Flaming Moe's
  93. Fear of Flying
  94. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  95. Bart the Lover
  96. The Day the Violence Died
  97. New Kid on the Block
  98. Marge Gets A Job
  99. Radio Bart
  100. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  101. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  102. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  103. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  104. Old Money
  105. Blood Feud
  106. Homer Alone
  107. Lady Bouvier's Lover
  108. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  109. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  110. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  111. Principal Charming
  112. The Otto Show
  113. 'Round Springfield
  114. Dead Putting Society
  115. Three And A Comic Book
  116. Bart the Daredevil
  117. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  118. Marge in Chains
  119. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  120. Simpson and Delilah
  121. The Front
  122. Krusty Gets Busted
  123. The War of the Simpsons
  124. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  125. Bart the General
  126. When Flanders Failed
  127. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  128. Dog of Death
  129. Moaning Lisa
  130. Life On The Fast Lane
  131. The Crepes of Wrath
  132. The Telltale Head
  133. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  134. Bart the Genius
  135. Dancin' Homer
  136. The Call of The Simpsons
  137. Homer's Night Out
  138. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  139. Some Enchanted Evening
  140. Homer's Odyssey

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer's Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer's Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa's Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin' Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa's Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe's
  14. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer's Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa's First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma's Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart's Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns' Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier's Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa's Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart's Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa's Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart's Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. 'Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Bart Sells His Soul
  2. Lisa the Iconoclast
  3. Marge Be Not Proud
  4. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  5. A Fish Called Selma
  6. Bart the Fink
  7. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  8. Two Bad Neighbors
  9. Lisa the Vegetarian
  10. Mother Simpson
  11. Bart on the Road
  12. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  13. Homer the Smithers
  14. King-Size Homer
  15. Radioactive Man
  16. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  17. Team Homer
  18. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  19. The Day the Violence Died

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  6. Homer Cubed
  7. Nightmare Cafeteria
  8. Dial Z for Zombies
  9. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  10. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  11. Monkey’s Paw
  12. King Homer
  13. Hungry are the Damned
  14. Homerstein
  15. It’s A Good Life
  16. The Raven
  17. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  18. Bad Dream House