As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Homer's Enemy
  2. Cape Feare
  3. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  4. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  5. Bart Sells His Soul
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Lisa the Iconoclast
  8. Homer's Phobia
  9. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  10. The Old Man and the Lisa
  11. Marge vs. the Monorail
  12. Lisa's Wedding
  13. Lisa's Substitute
  14. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  15. Black Widower
  16. I Married Marge
  17. Bart's Comet
  18. The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson
  19. Marge Be Not Proud
  20. Hurricane Neddy
  21. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  22. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  23. Homerpalooza
  24. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  25. A Fish Called Selma
  26. Natural Born Kissers
  27. Bart the Fink
  28. Lisa's Date with Density
  29. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  30. Two Bad Neighbors
  31. Lisa the Vegetarian
  32. Lemon of Troy
  33. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  34. And Maggie Makes Three
  35. Mother Simpson
  36. Bart After Dark
  37. Last Exit to Springfield
  38. Homer Loves Flanders
  39. Lisa On Ice
  40. Mountain of Madness
  41. Trash of the Titans
  42. Bart on the Road
  43. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  44. Joy of Sect
  45. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  46. Bart of Darkness
  47. Bart vs. Australia
  48. Rosebud
  49. Mr. Plow
  50. Deep Space Homer
  51. Homer the Heretic
  52. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  53. Homer the Smithers
  54. King-Size Homer
  55. Homer the Great
  56. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  57. Lisa's Rival
  58. Lisa's Sax
  59. The Springfield Files
  60. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  61. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  62. Grade School Confidential
  63. Bart Gets An F
  64. The Way We Was
  65. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  66. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  67. A Milhouse Divided
  68. The Canine Mutiny
  69. I Love Lisa
  70. King of the Hill
  71. Brother from Another Series
  72. Homer and Apu
  73. The Principal and the Pauper
  74. Stark Raving Dad
  75. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  76. The Last Temptation of Krust
  77. Bart's Inner Child
  78. Lisa the Greek
  79. In Marge We Trust
  80. Radioactive Man
  81. Much Apu About Nothing
  82. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  83. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  84. The PTA Disbands
  85. Homie the Clown
  86. Homer the Vigilante
  87. Homer at the Bat
  88. Lisa the Simpson
  89. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  90. Bart Star
  91. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  92. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  93. Bart Gets an Elephant
  94. A Streetcar Named Marge
  95. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  96. The Springfield Connection
  97. This Little Wiggy
  98. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  99. The Homer They Fall
  100. Bart Carny
  101. Homer Badman
  102. A Star is Burns
  103. Bart's Girlfriend
  104. $pringfield
  105. Colonel Homer
  106. Kamp Krusty
  107. Separate Vocations
  108. The Last Temptation of Homer
  109. Duffless
  110. Burns' Heir
  111. Bart the Murderer
  112. Whacking Day
  113. Girly Edition
  114. Burns, Baby Burns
  115. Bart Gets Famous
  116. Marge on the Lam
  117. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  118. Brother from the Same Planet
  119. Team Homer
  120. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  121. My Sister, My Sitter
  122. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  123. Brush With Greatness
  124. Homer Goes to College
  125. Saturdays of Thunder
  126. Homer's Triple Bypass
  127. Lisa's First Word
  128. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  129. Selma's Choice
  130. Lisa's Pony
  131. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  132. Like Father, Like Clown
  133. Homer Defined
  134. Flaming Moe's
  135. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  136. Lisa the Skeptic
  137. Dumbbell Indemnity
  138. Fear of Flying
  139. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  140. Bart the Lover
  141. Lost Our Lisa
  142. The Day the Violence Died
  143. New Kid on the Block
  144. Marge Gets A Job
  145. Radio Bart
  146. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  147. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  148. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  149. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  150. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase
  151. Old Money
  152. Blood Feud
  153. Homer Alone
  154. The Trouble with Trillions
  155. Lady Bouvier's Lover
  156. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  157. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  158. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  159. Das Bus
  160. Principal Charming
  161. Lard of the Dance
  162. The Cartridge Family
  163. The Otto Show
  164. 'Round Springfield
  165. Dead Putting Society
  166. Three And A Comic Book
  167. Bart the Daredevil
  168. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  169. Marge in Chains
  170. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  171. Simpson and Delilah
  172. The Front
  173. Krusty Gets Busted
  174. The War of the Simpsons
  175. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  176. Bart the General
  177. When Flanders Failed
  178. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  179. Dog of Death
  180. Moaning Lisa
  181. Life On The Fast Lane
  182. Realty Bites
  183. The Crepes of Wrath
  184. The Telltale Head
  185. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  186. Bart the Genius
  187. Simpson Tide
  188. Dancin' Homer
  189. The Call of The Simpsons
  190. Homer's Night Out
  191. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  192. Some Enchanted Evening
  193. Homer's Odyssey

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer's Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer's Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa's Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin' Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa's Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe's
  14. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer's Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa's First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma's Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart's Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns' Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier's Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa's Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart's Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa's Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart's Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. 'Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. Homer's Enemy
  2. The Mysterious Voyage of Homer
  3. Homer's Phobia
  4. Homer vs the 18th Amendment
  5. The Old Man and the Lisa
  6. You Only Move Twice
  7. Hurricane Neddy
  8. The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
  9. Lisa's Date with Density
  10. Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious
  11. Bart After Dark
  12. Mountain of Madness
  13. The Secret War of Lisa Simpson
  14. The Springfield Files
  15. Grade School Confidential
  16. A Milhouse Divided
  17. The Canine Mutiny
  18. Brother from Another Series
  19. In Marge We Trust
  20. The Twisted World of Marge Simpson
  21. The Homer They Fall
  22. Burns, Baby Burns
  23. My Sister, My Sitter
  24. The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase

Season Nine

  1. The City of New York vs Homer Simpson
  2. Natural Born Kissers
  3. Trash of the Titans
  4. The Joy of Sect
  5. Lisa's Sax
  6. King of the Hill
  7. The Principal and the Pauper
  8. The Last Temptation of Krust
  9. The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons
  10. Lisa the Simpson
  11. Bart Star
  12. This Little Wiggy
  13. Bart Carny
  14. Girly Edition
  15. Miracle on Evergreen Terrace
  16. Lisa the Skeptic
  17. Dumbbell Indemnity
  18. Lost Our Lisa
  19. The Trouble with Trillions
  20. Das Bus
  21. The Cartridge Family
  22. Realty Bites
  23. Simpson Tide

Season Ten

  1. The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
  2. Lard of the Dance

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Fly vs Fly
  9. Nightmare Cafeteria
  10. Dial Z for Zombies
  11. Citizen Kang
  12. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  13. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  14. Monkey’s Paw
  15. Easy Bake Coven
  16. King Homer
  17. Hungry are the Damned
  18. Genesis Tub
  19. Homega Man
  20. Homerstein
  21. It’s A Good Life
  22. The Raven
  23. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  24. Bad Dream House