As Matt and Robbie progress through the episodes, they will rank them definitively in Best. Episode. Ever.

Overall

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  3. Bart Sells His Soul
  4. You Only Move Twice
  5. Lisa the Iconoclast
  6. Marge vs. the Monorail
  7. Lisa's Wedding
  8. Lisa's Substitute
  9. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  10. Black Widower
  11. I Married Marge
  12. Bart's Comet
  13. Marge Be Not Proud
  14. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  15. Homerpalooza
  16. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  17. A Fish Called Selma
  18. Bart the Fink
  19. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  20. Two Bad Neighbors
  21. Lisa the Vegetarian
  22. Lemon of Troy
  23. And Maggie Makes Three
  24. Mother Simpson
  25. Bart After Dark
  26. Last Exit to Springfield
  27. Homer Loves Flanders
  28. Lisa On Ice
  29. Bart on the Road
  30. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  31. Bart of Darkness
  32. Bart vs. Australia
  33. Rosebud
  34. Mr. Plow
  35. Deep Space Homer
  36. Homer the Heretic
  37. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  38. Homer the Smithers
  39. King-Size Homer
  40. Homer the Great
  41. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  42. Lisa's Rival
  43. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  44. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  45. Bart Gets An F
  46. The Way We Was
  47. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  48. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  49. A Milhouse Divided
  50. I Love Lisa
  51. Homer and Apu
  52. Stark Raving Dad
  53. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  54. Bart's Inner Child
  55. Lisa the Greek
  56. Radioactive Man
  57. Much Apu About Nothing
  58. The PTA Disbands
  59. Homie the Clown
  60. Homer the Vigilante
  61. Homer at the Bat
  62. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  63. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  64. Bart Gets an Elephant
  65. A Streetcar Named Marge
  66. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  67. The Springfield Connection
  68. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  69. The Homer They Fall
  70. Homer Badman
  71. A Star is Burns
  72. Bart's Girlfriend
  73. $pringfield
  74. Colonel Homer
  75. Kamp Krusty
  76. Separate Vocations
  77. The Last Temptation of Homer
  78. Duffless
  79. Burns' Heir
  80. Bart the Murderer
  81. Whacking Day
  82. Burns, Baby Burns
  83. Bart Gets Famous
  84. Marge on the Lam
  85. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  86. Brother from the Same Planet
  87. Team Homer
  88. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  89. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  90. Brush With Greatness
  91. Homer Goes to College
  92. Saturdays of Thunder
  93. Homer's Triple Bypass
  94. Lisa's First Word
  95. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  96. Selma's Choice
  97. Lisa's Pony
  98. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  99. Like Father, Like Clown
  100. Homer Defined
  101. Flaming Moe's
  102. Fear of Flying
  103. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  104. Bart the Lover
  105. The Day the Violence Died
  106. New Kid on the Block
  107. Marge Gets A Job
  108. Radio Bart
  109. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  110. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  111. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  112. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  113. Old Money
  114. Blood Feud
  115. Homer Alone
  116. Lady Bouvier's Lover
  117. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  118. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  119. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  120. Principal Charming
  121. The Otto Show
  122. 'Round Springfield
  123. Dead Putting Society
  124. Three And A Comic Book
  125. Bart the Daredevil
  126. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  127. Marge in Chains
  128. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  129. Simpson and Delilah
  130. The Front
  131. Krusty Gets Busted
  132. The War of the Simpsons
  133. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  134. Bart the General
  135. When Flanders Failed
  136. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  137. Dog of Death
  138. Moaning Lisa
  139. Life On The Fast Lane
  140. The Crepes of Wrath
  141. The Telltale Head
  142. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  143. Bart the Genius
  144. Dancin' Homer
  145. The Call of The Simpsons
  146. Homer's Night Out
  147. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  148. Some Enchanted Evening
  149. Homer's Odyssey

Season One

  1. Krusty Gets Busted
  2. Bart the General
  3. Moaning Lisa
  4. Life On The Fast Lane
  5. The Crepes of Wrath
  6. The Telltale Head
  7. There's No Disgrace Like Home
  8. Bart the Genius
  9. The Call of The Simpsons
  10. Homer's Night Out
  11. Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
  12. Some Enchanted Evening
  13. Homer's Odyssey

Season Two

  1. Lisa's Substitute
  2. Bart Gets An F
  3. The Way We Was
  4. Brush With Greatness
  5. Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
  6. One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish
  7. Bart Gets Hit By A Car
  8. Old Money
  9. Blood Feud
  10. Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
  11. Principal Charming
  12. Dead Putting Society
  13. Three Men And A Comic Book
  14. Bart the Daredevil
  15. Two Cars In Every Garage And Three Eyes On Every Fish
  16. Bart vs Thanksgiving
  17. Simpson and Delilah
  18. The War of the Simpsons
  19. Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
  20. Bart's Dog Gets An F
  21. Dancin' Homer

Season Three

  1. Black Widower
  2. I Married Marge
  3. Stark Raving Dad
  4. Lisa the Greek
  5. Homer at the Bat
  6. Colonel Homer
  7. Separate Vocations
  8. Bart the Murderer
  9. Saturdays of Thunder
  10. Lisa's Pony
  11. Like Father, Like Clown
  12. Homer Defined
  13. Flaming Moe's
  14. Bart's Friend Falls in Love
  15. Bart the Lover
  16. Radio Bart
  17. Burns Verkaufen Der Kraftwerk
  18. Homer Alone
  19. Mr. Lisa Goes To Washington
  20. Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
  21. The Otto Show
  22. When Flanders Failed
  23. Dog of Death

Season Four

  1. Marge vs. the Monorail
  2. Last Exit to Springfield
  3. Mr. Plow
  4. Homer the Heretic
  5. Krusty Gets Kancelled
  6. I Love Lisa
  7. A Streetcar Named Marge
  8. Kamp Krusty
  9. Duffless
  10. Whacking Day
  11. Brother from the Same Planet
  12. Homer's Triple Bypass
  13. Lisa's First Word
  14. Lisa the Beauty Queen
  15. Selma's Choice
  16. Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
  17. New Kid on the Block
  18. Marge Gets A Job
  19. Marge in Chains
  20. The Front

Season Five

  1. Cape Feare
  2. Homer Loves Flanders
  3. Rosebud
  4. Deep Space Homer
  5. Homer's Barbershop Quartet
  6. Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song
  7. Homer and Apu
  8. Bart's Inner Child
  9. Homer the Vigilante
  10. Secrets of a Successful Marriage
  11. Bart Gets An Elephant
  12. Bart Gets Famous
  13. Marge on the Lam
  14. Boy-Scoutz 'N the Hood
  15. $pringfield
  16. Burns' Heir
  17. The Last Temptation of Homer
  18. Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy
  19. The Boy Who Knew Too Much
  20. Homer Goes to College
  21. Lady Bouvier's Lover

Season Six

  1. Lisa's Wedding
  2. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One
  3. Bart's Comet
  4. Lemon of Troy
  5. And Maggie Makes Three
  6. Lisa On Ice
  7. Sideshow Bob Roberts
  8. Bart of Darkness
  9. Bart vs Australia
  10. Homer the Great
  11. Itchy and Scratchy Land
  12. Lisa's Rival
  13. Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
  14. Two Dozen and One Greyhounds
  15. The PTA Disbands
  16. Homie the Clown
  17. The Springfield Connection
  18. Homer vs Patty and Selma
  19. Homer Badman
  20. A Star is Burns
  21. Bart's Girlfriend
  22. Fear of Flying
  23. 'Round Springfield

Season Seven

  1. Summer of 4 ft. 2
  2. Bart Sells His Soul
  3. Lisa the Iconoclast
  4. Marge Be Not Proud
  5. Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield
  6. Homerpalooza
  7. Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in The Curse of the Flying Hellfish
  8. A Fish Called Selma
  9. Bart the Fink
  10. 22 Short Films About Springfield
  11. Two Bad Neighbors
  12. Lisa the Vegetarian
  13. Mother Simpson
  14. Bart on the Road
  15. Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two
  16. Homer the Smithers
  17. King-Size Homer
  18. Radioactive Man
  19. Much Apu About Nothing
  20. Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
  21. Team Homer
  22. Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
  23. The Day the Violence Died

Season Eight

  1. You Only Move Twice
  2. Bart After Dark
  3. A Milhouse Divided
  4. The Homer They Fall
  5. Burns, Baby Burns

Treehouse of Horror Segments

  1. The Shinning
  2. The Devil and Homer Simpson
  3. Clown Without Pity
  4. Time and Punishment
  5. The Thing and I
  6. Terror at 5 ½ Feet
  7. Homer Cubed
  8. Nightmare Cafeteria
  9. Dial Z for Zombies
  10. Citizen Kang
  11. Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  12. Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace
  13. Monkey’s Paw
  14. King Homer
  15. Hungry are the Damned
  16. Genesis Tub
  17. Homerstein
  18. It’s A Good Life
  19. The Raven
  20. Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores
  21. Bad Dream House